May 2013
45 posts
YAAAAAAAY
I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO FOR THE SUMMER AND IM GONNA LIVE ON CAMPUS AND HAVE FRIENDS AGAIN AND GET PAID AND ITS GONNA BE AWESOME. bye soonish baltimore, i would say it’s been real but it hasnt been really sooooooooooooooo
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epic-humor:
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
Email: my least favorite form of communication
and the most inferior. That’s why we all used it in 6th grade. By George I can get a message across more effectively via text
If our love is tragedy, then why are you my clarity
– electronic dance music. l o l
I live for walks in the woods
the gateway to the soul. Thanks loch raven, for being there for me all of these years. All of those lazy Sundays I spent walking or biking on your curves, all of those times I sought your banks, which accepted me like embracing arms, to run away to (and occasionally come to add my teardrops to the lake).Those times I got kissed in your depths and didn’t care who saw….and those many...
walked into tutti frutti today
and literally pretty much got recruited. lol #friendlyasiangirl
hopefully i dont need a summer job in cockeysville. last year i would have killed for this…
I follow a beyonce blog
I make good life decisions.
I dream of a grave, deep and narrow, where we could clasp each other in our arms...
– Franz Kafka, The Castle (1926)
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
soo I developed my first crush in college roughly 6 days before the end of the...
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abomasnow:
do she got the booty?
she don’t
best thing i’ve ever even seen on tumblr
me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that
mooshnuggies:
when you want to talk to people but dont want to bother them
my whole entire life
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ugh
back in baltimore again which means no friends again
and no drive
lol
this summer sucks
hopefully i can get summer housing at UMD and get that gig
ugh
yeah
i HATE the first kind of girl omfg
fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
a-spider:
Idk how ppl can do drugs that involve a needle like arent you scared
NO I DIDNT INCLUDE ANY MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS IN...
muuuuuust add then add 3 more songs to make even number GAH
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I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
then I recall the wedding rings on the stubby fingers of all my least favorite teachers through history [aka some of my least favorite people ever -_-] and think I CAN DO THIS
you know what
I think the number one thing I learned in college is that I am an adult now and 100% accountable for my own decisions.
It’s what makes college so god damn difficult. Everything is on you.
There’s no one else to blame. I’ve got to stop selling myself excuses like my parents fucked me up because who gives a shit you are a grown ass woman and can make your own decisions
I...
75 things about Freshman year of college
What an amazing year, with the highest of highs and some pretty gosh darn low lows. But thinking back, I wouldn’t change a thing—I’ve never said or felt that way before. College is truly a place and time where you learn about yourself, and others, in an unprecedented way—and a year of firsts. Besides being away from parents for the first time and all that junk, this year was the first time I had a...
thrillionaire:
just spooning my girlfriend
out of her container
it’s ice cream
greekgogurt:
do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
April 2013
32 posts
just wanna be at coachella right now I hate this week
When a person really desires something, all the universe conspires to help that...
– paulo coelho
floozys:
hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe